Hey folks. So anyhow.
What I’m about to tell you is sad but it’s true.
A buddy of mine, I was at the beach with him. He’s a big baseball guy and he was going to get a new baseball cap. So, he tells me, he said, “Hey, I went to the mall to get me a new cap. I saw MLB advertising they had a 25% of sale at the MLB App store. I walked all up and down that mall looking for that App Store. I never could find that App Store. You know where the App Store is?”
I said, “What? At the mall? You were trying to find the App Store at the mall?”
He said, “Yeah. I looked all over the place. Walked all over.”
I said, “Lord have mercy! Bless your heart. The App Store is on your phone!”
Well, needless to say, he ain’t got no phone, he ain’t got no internet, he ain’t got no computer. Bless his heart.
Folks there’s just some things you can’t make up.
Hey, ya’ll be nice to each other. Go Yankees!