Where’s the App Store?

Hey folks.  So anyhow. 

What I’m about to tell you is sad but it’s true. 

A buddy of mine, I was at the beach with him. He’s a big baseball guy and he was going to get a new baseball cap.  So, he tells me, he said, “Hey, I went to the mall to get me a new cap. I saw MLB advertising they had a 25% of sale at the MLB App store. I walked all up and down that mall looking for that App Store.  I never could find that App Store. You know where the App Store is?”

  I said, “What?  At the mall?  You were trying to find the App Store at the mall?”

He said, “Yeah. I looked all over the place.  Walked all over.”

I said, “Lord have mercy! Bless your heart.  The App Store is on your phone!”

Well, needless to say, he ain’t got no phone, he ain’t got no internet, he ain’t got no computer.  Bless his heart. 

Folks there’s just some things you can’t make up. 

Hey, ya’ll be nice to each other.  Go Yankees!

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Hey folks. This is Coach Dee. I am a retired teacher and coach from Chattanooga, Tennessee. My bride of 32 years, Emily, has been with me every step of the way. We now reside in Clearwater, Florida and are enjoying the laid back beach life. Please join me as I share my stories and experiences throughout my career and beyond. Some real and some imagined. Each day at school, I wanted to make my students think and laugh. Hopefully, my thoughts and observations will do the same for you. Live the moment and enjoy each day!!

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