Morning Coffee with a “View”

Hey folks. So anyhow. I woke up about the crack of 11 today. And so I was in here in the kitchen getting my morning coffee and Emily was watching a TV show. She was watching the View. All them ladies sitting around talking.


I don’t usually pay any attention and then I heard one woman say, “Yeah when I cough or sneeze my bladder leaks.”


I thought, “What the heck?”


Then this other girl says, ”Yeah I was running a marathon the other day with my husband and the next thing I know I said Oh my God honey I’m peeing on myself!”


I thought, “What in the heck is this? All these women sitting around getting paid millions of dollars talking about peeing down there legs and stuff.”

I didn’t get to see the rest of it after that cause I had to go pee.

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Hey folks. This is Coach Dee. I am a retired teacher and coach from Chattanooga, Tennessee. My bride of 32 years, Emily, has been with me every step of the way. We now reside in Clearwater, Florida and are enjoying the laid back beach life. Please join me as I share my stories and experiences throughout my career and beyond. Some real and some imagined. Each day at school, I wanted to make my students think and laugh. Hopefully, my thoughts and observations will do the same for you. Live the moment and enjoy each day!!

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