Flirting Tip

So anyhow… We went and picked up a thing or three at Walmart. Needed some taters and asparagus to go with crab cakes from Ward’s Seafood.


Got half a pound of honey glazed turkey at the deli for sameches and the gal hit it right on the spot. Exactly half a pound. All kinda talent and that’s a talented deli gal.


So we get at the check out. The lady is cheerful and friendly as usual. Heck, even had a gal bagging our groceries! Don’t see that much anymore. Like going back in time when they used to roll your cart to your car. Course, I always slipped ’em a quarter for a tip.


So anyhow… We check out. As we walk by another register, I hear this guy trying to flirt with this nice looking gal at the register.


He says , “Oh! You’re so cheerful and have such a wonderful smile!”


I kind of slowed down . Well, I already walk slow. So, I guess I about stopped. I start laughing cause this gal had on a darn mask!


I’m thinking, “Seriously? You’re a guy wanting to flirt during a pandemic. You’ve had months of quarantine to think about your flirting skills , or lack thereof, in this case and that’s all you got? I mean come on dude! If you’re going to flirt, at least spend some time to come up with some new material!”


Live the moment and Enjoy the day!

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Hey folks. This is Coach Dee. I am a retired teacher and coach from Chattanooga, Tennessee. My bride of 32 years, Emily, has been with me every step of the way. We now reside in Clearwater, Florida and are enjoying the laid back beach life. Please join me as I share my stories and experiences throughout my career and beyond. Some real and some imagined. Each day at school, I wanted to make my students think and laugh. Hopefully, my thoughts and observations will do the same for you. Live the moment and enjoy each day!!

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